Thursday 17 November 2016

"GAMBLING...GAMBLING...GAMBLING...WE ARE TIRED!"- KENYAN WOMEN.

Should you be dating a gambler,i have  remedy for you. Date a tree instead. Why? He will hardly think of you. Well,football has sparked  the ignition in which many ‘lame’ ambitious young men are staking their cash ,in the name of betting,desperately driven by their inflated love for easy money. A get-rich-quick scheme ,if i can say so.Am so amused and bewildered in equal measure of how this cult baptised betting has gained popularity even going as far as staking their school fees or worse rent.

This is free advice girls,take it or leave it!Your guy is what we call the 21st century addict.The much he do is  sit in front of a desktop analysing football matches. When confronted on the same....you'll get the same answer, "Ni form ya hustle bana!". Girl,you already  know this and sitting around claiming to have a future with him? In the words of one  Njoki Chege, "...these young men are a bunch of losers-who would stake anything with a view of earning more.In fact,these guys are a whole lot of mundane boring chaps who would salvage their peanut salaries, if any, for gambling and share the same roof with their mothers even when their age dictates otherwise...".

Girl,don’t you see this man would even sell your wedding gown on the eve of your beautiful day,just to get some cash for betting purposes?Or even staking your child’s school fees ? And besides ,if gambling and betting were lucrative ventures,economic giants such Chris Kirubi would have set their foot right on it. Now its a shame that only paupers(your boyfriend included)- hailing their lungs out as rich ,are spending even their parents cash on this cult.
Furthermore,the owners of the betting sites such as sportpesa  and elitebet are a whole lot of  stinking rich men,who quit their previous jobs to start up what your totally misled and misinformed boyfriend sees as an opportunity  for income generation.

By all means , your boyfriend is oblivious of the ‘sadaka’ he contributes to pay the brainchild of the whole idea of betting, while the incumbent is easily servicing his loans and purchasing every other new model of the BMW with your boyfriend’s lost bet.
Needless to say, your boyfriend  is a lazy old-fashioned lad who wants everything on a silver plate,without even lifting a finger to make it happen. Aren’t real men busy investing in real estates,securities and the likes?Your boyfriend is just too lazy to even think of how to feed himself.Such are the men who flood your phone with messages of nisambaze kambao hun or nitumie 110 nitakurefund kesho.

Girl,if you ‘fell’ in love, its high time you rose up and wipe off the dust – and if falling is your hobby, I’d suggest you fall asleep and have good dreams while trying to hack the much coveted "jackpot!"..